1. There are plenty of ways to enter a pool. The stairs is not one of them.
2. Never cancel dinner plans by text message.
3. Don’t knock it ‘til you try it.
4. If a street performer makes you stop walking, you owe him a buck.
5. Always use ‘we’ when referring to your home…
This is how kids reacted when they were shown same-sex marriage proposal videos. Kids these days.
"how will we explain homosexuality to our children" I think maybe they should explain it to you
“maybe they should explain it to you” PERFECT
Ed Sheeran singing all of the songs on his album (+) in 3 minutes
I hit reblog after I heard “Drunk”
i thought this was going to be some kind of funny remix with all his songs going like 12x faster but it iSN’T OMG THIS IS BEAUTIFUL
I think I’m going to cry
OLY OH MY
IM SOBBING THIS IS PERFECT
frick my ears
Airports see more sincere kisses than wedding halls. The walls of hospitals have heard more prayers than the walls of churches.